If it can go wrong ....

I get a call from a friend, Jim. Apparently, he heard a rumor somewhere that Florida was supposed to be warm and in the dead of winter, a trip to the sunshine might be in order.  "Sure", I reply and we make plans for flights to the Bahamas, the Keys and all sorts of other random acts of aviation. Jim will stay for a week, then I will fly him back to Fort Worth on Wild Mama. Our plans become threatened early when the prop on Wild Mama started puking grease on Monday morning. I call Vern and he manages to pull the prop, get it to the shop for reconditioning and repair and get it back on Wild Mama by Friday morning. Jim is due to arrive on Saturday.
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Finally, the day of Jim's arrival finds Florida in the grip of a lingering cold snap, the likes of which I have never seen. But that day was not so bad. It was the hard freeze that followed the next couple of mornings that all but shut us down. I will not be sitting on a beach in the Bahamas in my longGR11.jpg johns. We opt for a quick drive to visit Fantasy of Flight on Sunday followed by dinner with fellow aviators Steve and Jo Alcorn.
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Late Monday afternoon with temperatures approaching 50, we decide to brave the cold to head across the state to Lantana. Shortly after we depart the pattern at LaBelle, the 530 (#1 GPS) flags a failure. Normally, this would not be a flight ending ordeal but knowing that there is a flight to Texas on the horizon, this peaks my concern as the #1 GPS is the main brains of the whole system and its failure also takes out the autopilot and the MX20 (that magic box with all the situation awareness built in to it). We meander back to LaBelle and to Vern's hangar. Not only is the data card for the #1 GS corrupted, but so it the data card for the #2 GPS. Vern calls and 2 new cards are coming in from Garmin on Wednesday morning. Meanwhile we "borrow another card" from a friend's airplane so Wild Mama has some brains.
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By Tuesday, the weather has finally gotten warm enough that Wild Mama can fire up and head farther south and away from the freeze. I thought Jim would like to do a bug smashing lower level scenic flight over the Everglades. You can get quite a great view of the wild life from 1000' although it can be quite bumpy. Of course, I was eventually forced to climb out of the bumpy bug layer to an altitude of 3500' over the Everglades - I had to watch for a nose bleed because of the high altitude. We continue on our flight to the Keys for some fresh seafood and flight seeing over the lessGR1.jpg than calm and less than warm tropical waters. Actually, the day turned out really nice with the breeze finally relenting and the sunshine giving us a relative smooth sunny day. We made a return trip up the coast line past Everglades City and Naples before turning back east to LaBelle.
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We bring the plane back to Vern for a oil change and a final check-up before the trip. He is still working on the GPS gremlin and is required to leave the electronic stuff running with the engine shut down. He notices the fans starts to slow only to discover that the brand new battery, installed 6 months ago, has just failed.  He calls for a new battery under warranty - no worries but the battery will not be in before we leave for Texas. In keeping with the spirit of "if it can go wrong, it will" for Jim's trip, the weather for the return trip is now looking questionable for our Friday-Saturday return, requiring us to head back to Texas early. The only good flight day will be Wednesday. Vern locates another battery to "borrow" for the trip (oddly enough a 2-1/2 year old battery that tested out to more than 100%) so we are ready for a departure as soon as our brains arrive. (OK, I know some would argue that mine are still not anywhere to be found.)
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GR10.jpgWednesday morning finds us waiting for Federal Express at the airport. We are packed and ready to head out but the brains are still on the truck. With light winds and clear skies, we take Wild Child up for a little local tour over the river and surrounding area, arriving back just as FedEx pulls in the gate. Time to blast off.
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The winds remain light and the skies remain clear throughout most of the trip. The planned flight time is 7:15. We make our first stop in Perry-Foley with a quick re-fuel and turn around. This is looking good as we are hoping to arrive in Fort Worth by 8:00 p.m. local time optimistically. We catch a little tail wind on the next leg to Quitman. It is good to stop back there to see Linda, the airport manager with whom I always enjoy a chat while we re-fuel. Although Linda has some foot surgery since I had last seen her, she is finally out of her cast and doing well. Another quick stop and we are heading to Panola County, in east TX. It is getting dark and the weather that was forecast to overrun the area is still holding off to the southwest but the ceiling is coming down. The temperatures are holding on to 40 degrees aloft so we should not have an icing problem. The night is beautiful: smooth air and lots of light from the ground below make for nice scenic viewing. All too soon the lights turn to haze and the scenery turns to white  with occasional flashes from the strobe lights and we are in the clouds. We keep an eye on the temperature, the wings and the airspeed. We are given the DODJE 3 arrival for Fort Worth. Fortunately, we had looked at it before, printed it out and had everything handy. Wild Mama had brains so the arrival procedure was in the GPS and all of the fancy gadgetry was working as it was supposed to ... GR2.jpgwell, except for my push to talk switch which had started intermittent transmissions not long after we departed from LaBelle. Jim is a pilot as well (retired airline), although he has not flown much general aviation in recent years, so his having to be the radio man was not an issue. It actually worked out very well, especially for the night portion of the flight into an area of which he is familiar. We dropped down out of the clouds to a visual arrival at FTW - Meacham Airport. The weather here was warmer than when we left Florida - so much for that warm vacation in the "SunshineGR4.jpg State".
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The forecast weather will hold true for rain and generally not good flying conditions between here and home through Sunday so I will be the Texas tourist and hope to enjoy some free time here.

GR14.jpgGR12.jpgTexas Tourist:  As predicted, the weather was not the most conducive to flying around the Great Republic, so we settled for some ground based activities; the first of which was rest from the long day yesterday. After getting up, we meandered down to the airport. I had some minor repairs to do on Wild Mama to try to get the push to talk switch working. Vern suggested a cheap strap-on version so I could get back home without incident and we readily located on at the pilot shop near Meacham. Jim had told me about the Vintage Flying Museum there at Meacham where they keep the B-17 Charlie, B-25 Pacific Prowler and a DC-3 Southern Cross as well as some other vintage aircraft. I got a chance to crawl up in the B-25 cockpit and (literally crawling) up to the front gun turret. Gunners mush have been small back in the war as this was quite a small passageway - I cannot imagine any broad-shouldered man squeezing through there. Some other highlights were the town of Ponder and a bank robbed by Bonnie and Clyde. You can still see the bullet holes in the side of the bank. The local steak house there was a hoot - a small hole in the wall looking place with outstanding steaks and pie - the coconut was our slice ofGR16.JPG choice.

The weather remained low through Saturday morning when we finally got a break to take to the skies. We had planned to shoot to the northwest but the ceilings were still too low so GR15.JPGwe headed south to Cleburne to burn some holes in the sky for a couple of hours. By the time we came back, the ceilings were, again, headed back down along with the GR13.jpgtemperature. While this was still warmer than the bitter cold we left in Florida, it was jacket and sweater weather still. We ended the flight with some good ole' Texas BBQ ribs and a last stop at the Vintage Aircraft Museum where they were test running the B-25 - nothing like the sound of a radial engine purr.

GR17.JPGHeading Home: The Sunday morning journey back to Florida was now upon me but the weather was still not ready to cooperate. With 1/4 mile visibility and VV at 001, I was going nowhere fast again. Jim and I made our way to Starbucks for my last Tall skinny dolce cinnamon latte (a/k/a morning coffee).  By 1030 local the skies had cleared and a kicking tailwind was forecast so I was headed high. I blasted off into the clear Texas slies with a great view of the Fort Worth and Dallas areas below me, being vectored around the south part of town until I cleared the Class B airspace. All too soon, however, the sights on the ground faded to white.  
I had perfectly clear weather VFR on top, relatively smooth air and a relatively good tail wind. I watched as the ground speed climbed past 165 kts. I can live with this. "N614WM, Cleared direct destination" ATC called out over the radio. I can live with this. As I broke the border of Texas and Louisiana a huge sense of relief well up and I was overcome for a moment. I had been studying for the past four months and the strain of the study and the worry was finally over. I had passed my check ride and earned my CFI. I began to contemplate my journey from fledgling to flight instructor and could hardly comprehend how much I have learned in less than 5 years yet how much more I still have to learn. GR7.jpg
Approaching Andalusia it was inevitable that I would be making an approach. The cloud layer was thick and heavy. My ground speed was now topping out at 183 kts and I had not yet begun my descent. This should be interesting. I was cleared for the GPS 29 approach and I started my descent out to the southeast of the airport. As I can around and turned onto the final approach heading, my speed dropped off from significantly and I made the last bit of the approach at a snails pace. As I broke through the clouds 1500' AGL I felt as if I had entered another world: the sun, the smooth air, the warmth on my side had all disappeared into a bleak and cold landscape. Trying to make a quick stop, I shivered as I dragged the fuel hose over to Wild Mama to fill the wings. The FBO was barren and I was thinking that using the rest facilities might be a rather daunting task until a lady stopped to say hi and offer me a ride to the nearest convenience store. I gladly accepted, chatted for a bit and blasted off back into the murky skies.
GR9.jpgMy climb out was nothing like I had ever seen before - at 500 fpm, I was passing 170 kts over the ground to top out at a cruising sped of 200 kts in level flight. This reminds of me of the trip to North Caroline last year where we wereGR8.jpg cruising over 200 kts in level flight. I can live with this. But, alas, all good things must come to an end. As I rounded the big bend of Florida, the tailwind turned diminished along with my speed. Wild Mama was once again a mere mortal airplane cruising at her standard 145 kts. I laugh as there have been days that I would have killed to see 145!
It is getting late in the afternoon, the sea of white below me transitions to the orange glow of the setting sun contrasting against the deep blue sky. GR6.jpgA lone star gazes at the wet moon above and it grows dark. I finish my trip in the night with the shimmering lights of the Florida farm communities announcing my arrival. I land with a chirp and step out of the plane. It is warm and in spite of a string of unfortunate mechanical and weather failures I am home ... and I can live with this, too.